8.29.2009

10 Reasons...

... Why Guys Are Lucky To Have Us.

10. Because we will fight to the death (almost) to protect what's ours.
9. Because we will champion their causes, ambitions and dreams no matter how formidable far fetched.
8. Because we put up with their annoying, clingy, and territorial mothers.
7. Because we tell them their ideas are smart even when they aren't.
6. Because we actually thrive off taking care of and doing special things for them.. even though we might say otherwise.
5. Because we forgive a lot of things we shouldn't.
4. Because we'll suffer through a brazillian wax if it means a smile on his birthday.
3. Because we'll ditch our friends for the 100th time in a row if he asks us to.
2. Because even though we're the smarter and stronger sex, we play dumb and helpless to make him feel important.
1. Because we'll be his little sex kitten after a long days work even when we're bloated, stressed, and tired from one ourselves.

3 comments:

  1. Let me add also, because with us (women) they have someone to share their success and triumphs in life wherein giving them all the praises and recognitions making them feel good.

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  2. Wow, this is nuts, because I cannot co-sign on a single one of these, haha!

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  3. And all we (men) have to do is put up with the mind-bending crap that women spout on a constant basis.

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